Reading Travel Books Gifts

"He decided to write a travel book..."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

'OTHER SIDE!!!' - Learn to Surf

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

"I'm heading north but these days it just seems easier to walk."

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

"It says here that in your last job you did a lot of traveling."

Recalculating!

Actualities - Killing time whilst waiting for the Exhibition to open

Have you considered a career in travel brochures?

"Seriously, I'm not lost: I'm a travel writer..."

The Adventures of Tom Friedman, Boy Reporter

'The first rule of enjoying fine wine is to make sure you and the wine are in the same room.'

'No! we're not lost! And I don't mind asking directions! I'll ask the next guy that walks pass!'

"So far, my luggage has had a more exciting vacation than I have!"

"You finished with your peanuts?"

Lost

"Two roads diverged in a wood, and Rachel took the one less traveled... Huge mistake."

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

Orville Wright, not sure he wants to eat airline food, brings a sandwich to his historic first flight.

'If you've brought us gifts we don't want any more Des O'Connor records!'

"I cleaned out the RV. We accumulated a lot stuff since we started RVing..."

Myrtle and Moby never miss the annual RV migration.

'I'd prefer it if the view was closer.'

Seal blubber stew

Marco Polo

Welcome to Yosemite, Hell on Earth!

'You know how you can never be bothered to read Tim and Sue's postcards?'

The aviation experts come out to play

'The tales I could tell, sonny... I've marked my way across 7 continents, from the Kelly green hydrants of Belfast to the salty yellow curbs of old Shanghai...'

Iceland volcano

Stonehenge Imitation

The Antiquary

'Don't you have any maps of undiscovered secrets of ancient temples?'