Reading Travel Books T-Shirts

"He decided to write a travel book..."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

'OTHER SIDE!!!' - Learn to Surf

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

"I'm heading north but these days it just seems easier to walk."

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

"It says here that in your last job you did a lot of traveling."

Recalculating!

Actualities - Killing time whilst waiting for the Exhibition to open

"You finished with your peanuts?"

Lost

"Seriously, I'm not lost: I'm a travel writer..."

'The first rule of enjoying fine wine is to make sure you and the wine are in the same room.'

'No! we're not lost! And I don't mind asking directions! I'll ask the next guy that walks pass!'

"Two roads diverged in a wood, and Rachel took the one less traveled... Huge mistake."

"So far, my luggage has had a more exciting vacation than I have!"

Have you considered a career in travel brochures?

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

Orville Wright, not sure he wants to eat airline food, brings a sandwich to his historic first flight.

Myrtle and Moby never miss the annual RV migration.

"I cleaned out the RV. We accumulated a lot stuff since we started RVing..."

'If you've brought us gifts we don't want any more Des O'Connor records!'

Seal blubber stew

'I'd prefer it if the view was closer.'

Marco Polo

Welcome to Yosemite, Hell on Earth!

The aviation experts come out to play

Stonehenge Imitation

Iceland volcano

'You know how you can never be bothered to read Tim and Sue's postcards?'

'The tales I could tell, sonny... I've marked my way across 7 continents, from the Kelly green hydrants of Belfast to the salty yellow curbs of old Shanghai...'

The Antiquary

The back of the Taj Mahal.

'Don't you have any maps of undiscovered secrets of ancient temples?'