Reading In Bed Gifts

"You are 50 shades of getting on my nerves."

'You're going to have your future cut out for you, reading bedtime stories.'

Boy and Bear and Monster

'The pile of unread books by the bed looks bigger than the futon...'

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

'It was a real scroller. I couldn't put down my screen.'

"And the Hungriest Black Hole there ever was ate everything in the entire universe and lived happily ever after."

Bedtime story.

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

Pre-nuptal Agreement.

"And thirteen innocent logs perished in that fire they used to burn Joan."

"Did the cow that jumped over the moon have NASA funding?"

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

"Tell me the fairytale about the economy."

"It says here we should get a lodger."

"My wife, my best friend and our prenup!"

"I didn't want this book to end, so I stopped reading it midway."

"How can back to back be your favourite position?"

"I'll leave the door open and the hallway light on, but you're much too old to need an attorney in your room."

A shark is reading a book entitled 'Swimming with the lawyers'.

'Was it good for you?' 'I haven't finished yet!'

'Let's get a few things straight. No speed reading, no silly voices, no skipping pages...'

The Perils of Reading Ghost Stories Before Bed.

'I'm a vestal virgin.'

Fifty Shades of Yellow

'Certainly not, Philip! And calling me Babe will get you nowhere!'

The Invention of Reading in Bed.

Death reads a bedtime story.

"How's your beer coming, Eddie?"

"In my spare time, I write reviews on Goodreads."

"It's a terrible hiccup you got there. . . let me help you.. I made a dent in the car today!"

'An owl and a pussycat? -- Is that even legal?'

"The 3-D version sucks."

'Wake up honey, you're roaring again.'

Sleeping man uses his beard as a book mark.