Reading Cartoon Strips Pillows

"I remember a time when not everything was about the puppies."

Grace For Flies

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

Batman at the Maternity Ward

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

'Fetch.'

Billy. The Kid.

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

'No ice.'

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

Fish hunting for men.

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

'Satchel, I have just had a revelation.'

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

"Bless You."

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

'Mom, don't you understand? Those collars are symbols of subservience and repression!'

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

The prying mantis,

'If you want to live a long time, try not to do anything that will kill you.'