Reading Advocates Gifts

The war on illiteracy claims its first victim.

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

'The school computers are six months old. How can I be expected to be competitive in the job market if I'm trained on obsolete equipment?'

'What does it say, Dad?'

"I'll be honest... there are books by James Joyce that are easier to follow than these bad boys."

Common Core Family Therapy

"Remember, education pays, unless you end up an adjunct - like me."

'Second grade. When did you discover 'LMNOP' wasn't one letter?'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

About the curriculum. The contemporary novel from Austen to Dickens...

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

Monster Self-Help

A man and his dog both reading.

'It doesn't take much to please him these days.'

'LOVELY school. But where's the library?' 'What's a library?'

"No, Einstein's theory of relativity isn't, 'don't marry your cousin.'"

"Did you ask for the large print edition?"

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

'A positive review of the book and a negative review of the presentation.'

"But if I don't learn handwriting, how will I be able to read Grandma's letters?"

'Boy or girl, straight or gay - I don't care as long as it's science-literate and non-republican.'

'Jack wants to stay home and rad books, and I wanted him to take up roller skating, so we compromised.'

Flower lamp.

Piorities in Minnesota.

Spell-Check Bee

No matter your skills, there's something you can volunteer to do.

Tripled his reading speed with no loss in comprehension.

'I had no idea there was a Nobel Prize for school custodian.'

"They've worked out the can save money by sharing toilet reading material."

'Can't you read?'

Books or Junk Food.

'Literacy is NOT overrated!'