Reading Advocate Gifts

No matter your skills, there's something you can volunteer to do.

'Nobody reads anymore.'

"Reading is definitely much better for you. I don't even own a TV anymore."

'LOVELY school. But where's the library?' 'What's a library?'

"Did you ask for the large print edition?"

101 Reasons to Read More. If you only read one book this summer, I'd recommend this one.

Teacher reading.

About the curriculum. The contemporary novel from Austen to Dickens...

'Can't you read?'

'I begged him to get a smart reader.'

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

'Let's go to our education reporter for more underreporting of school success stories.'

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

'The school computers are six months old. How can I be expected to be competitive in the job market if I'm trained on obsolete equipment?'

I'm over-educated and under-employed. That's why there's no MIDDLE class anymore.

'What does it say, Dad?'

"I'll be honest... there are books by James Joyce that are easier to follow than these bad boys."

'Second grade. When did you discover 'LMNOP' wasn't one letter?'

"Because when you're drafted by the pros, you'll have to be able to sign your contract. That's why you have to attend first grade."

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

Chicken soup for the adjunct professors soul

"An educational toy is my immediate goal, but my long range plan is to get him on Jeapordy!"

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

Staff Yearbook

“Today we are going to be learning percentages.”

'The school computers are six months old. How can I be expected to be competitive in the job market if I'm trained on obsolete equipment?'

'I got and 'E' in spelling.' - 'That is an 'F'.'

'Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Snoopy - do you have a stamp commemorating an educational leader?'

What must every 5 paragraph essay contain? 5 paragraphs! For the last 18 years, some wise guy says that as if no one's heard it before. Congratulations. Who was this year's Mr. Predictable? You're wrong, Mr. K. A girl said it. Wow! Another triumph for women's equality in my classroom.

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'And let such sacrilege go uncontested? Never! I demand equal time for alternate explanations of things.'

A man and his dog both reading.

Another shot heard round the world.