Reading Advocate Pillows

No matter your skills, there's something you can volunteer to do.

'Nobody reads anymore.'

"Reading is definitely much better for you. I don't even own a TV anymore."

'LOVELY school. But where's the library?' 'What's a library?'

"Did you ask for the large print edition?"

Teacher reading.

About the curriculum. The contemporary novel from Austen to Dickens...

'Can't you read?'

'I begged him to get a smart reader.'

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

'Let's go to our education reporter for more underreporting of school success stories.'

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

'The school computers are six months old. How can I be expected to be competitive in the job market if I'm trained on obsolete equipment?'

I'm over-educated and under-employed. That's why there's no MIDDLE class anymore.

'What does it say, Dad?'

"I'll be honest... there are books by James Joyce that are easier to follow than these bad boys."

'Second grade. When did you discover 'LMNOP' wasn't one letter?'

Staff Yearbook

"Because when you're drafted by the pros, you'll have to be able to sign your contract. That's why you have to attend first grade."

Chicken soup for the adjunct professors soul

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

"An educational toy is my immediate goal, but my long range plan is to get him on Jeapordy!"

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

“Today we are going to be learning percentages.”

'The school computers are six months old. How can I be expected to be competitive in the job market if I'm trained on obsolete equipment?'

'I got and 'E' in spelling.' - 'That is an 'F'.'

'It doesn't take much to please him these days.'

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'And let such sacrilege go uncontested? Never! I demand equal time for alternate explanations of things.'

Monster Self-Help

A man and his dog both reading.

'If school is so important, why isn't it on television?'

'So feared her prince may turn back into a frog so she went to college and earned a degree in finance, just in case.'