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'We want to be ready for when he starts to read.'

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

"I've decided to cut out the middleman and self-publish."

"I'm still pre-literate."

"I'll be honest... there are books by James Joyce that are easier to follow than these bad boys."

'Second grade. When did you discover 'LMNOP' wasn't one letter?'

About the curriculum. The contemporary novel from Austen to Dickens...

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

"We don't have to worry about being quiet until we're old enough to read that sign."

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

A man and his dog both reading.

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'It doesn't take much to please him these days.'

'Being a brilliant,inspiring teacher is NOT adequate, Hackwell....'

'LOVELY school. But where's the library?' 'What's a library?'

'Don't worry, he'll soon grow into it.'

"Did you ask for the large print edition?"

"At least she's reading."

'I can't remember the title, but it began, 'Once upon a time'...'

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. Sorry."

'I'm pretty sleepy tonight, Dad - could we just skip ahead to the chase scene?'

'A positive review of the book and a negative review of the presentation.'

Flower lamp.

'Jack wants to stay home and rad books, and I wanted him to take up roller skating, so we compromised.'

"Think about the perks. You learn to read, you get a pre-approved library card!"

No matter your skills, there's something you can volunteer to do.

"I see travel and romance. You'll be going away soon. I see a tall, dark stranger with many tattoos."

"Poor kid, his parents gave him a book for Christmas."

Tripled his reading speed with no loss in comprehension.

"They've worked out the can save money by sharing toilet reading material."

Books or Junk Food.

'Can't you read?'