Young Reader Promoter Pillows

"Jeremy reads children's books."

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

"To be or not to be."

Multi-Generational Books

"I'm still pre-literate."

About the curriculum. The contemporary novel from Austen to Dickens...

"I think I gained weight because of the heavy reading Mr. Klacken assigns us."

"I'm not angry, but in the future I’d prefer it if you chewed up her Sue Graftons, not my P.G. Wodehouses."

'My manuscript is available for download on the internet. I'll email the link to you.'

'LOVELY school. But where's the library?' 'What's a library?'

'Don't worry, he'll soon grow into it.'

"At least she's reading."

"Did you ask for the large print edition?"

'I can't remember the title, but it began, 'Once upon a time'...'

'I'm pretty sleepy tonight, Dad - could we just skip ahead to the chase scene?'

"And I'd recommend this book to anyone in the market for a free plush toy."

"Think about the perks. You learn to read, you get a pre-approved library card!"

No matter your skills, there's something you can volunteer to do.

"I see travel and romance. You'll be going away soon. I see a tall, dark stranger with many tattoos."

"Not sure what to watch? Go to menu/settings/power/off/pick up a book."

'Can't you read?'

"Poor kid, his parents gave him a book for Christmas."

'I'm looking for something not too heavy.'

"Don't peddle your new book until the seminar's over."

Kid Reads "The Little Tibetan Book Of The Dead"

Teacher reading.

"You were right, honey, she was tired... I only had to read six books to her tonight!"

'We want to be ready for when he starts to read.'

"Our only hope is that the book gets banned."

'I begged him to get a smart reader.'

'Nobody reads anymore.'

'Don't worry, I'm just here to promote my book.'