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"Jeremy reads children's books."

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

"To be or not to be."

Multi-Generational Books

"I'm still pre-literate."

"I think I gained weight because of the heavy reading Mr. Klacken assigns us."

About the curriculum. The contemporary novel from Austen to Dickens...

"I'm not angry, but in the future I’d prefer it if you chewed up her Sue Graftons, not my P.G. Wodehouses."

'My manuscript is available for download on the internet. I'll email the link to you.'

'Don't worry, he'll soon grow into it.'

'LOVELY school. But where's the library?' 'What's a library?'

"At least she's reading."

"Did you ask for the large print edition?"

'I can't remember the title, but it began, 'Once upon a time'...'

'I'm pretty sleepy tonight, Dad - could we just skip ahead to the chase scene?'

"Think about the perks. You learn to read, you get a pre-approved library card!"

"And I'd recommend this book to anyone in the market for a free plush toy."

No matter your skills, there's something you can volunteer to do.

"Not sure what to watch? Go to menu/settings/power/off/pick up a book."

"I see travel and romance. You'll be going away soon. I see a tall, dark stranger with many tattoos."

"Poor kid, his parents gave him a book for Christmas."

'Can't you read?'

'I'm looking for something not too heavy.'

"Don't peddle your new book until the seminar's over."

'We want to be ready for when he starts to read.'

"Our only hope is that the book gets banned."

"You were right, honey, she was tired... I only had to read six books to her tonight!"

Teacher reading.

'I begged him to get a smart reader.'

Kid Reads "The Little Tibetan Book Of The Dead"

'Nobody reads anymore.'

'Don't worry, I'm just here to promote my book.'