Literacy Promoter T-Shirts

'Middletown Library: painting the town well-read.'

Hate Platforms

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

'What does it say, Dad?'

"The moral of the story, honey, is that being a celebrity does not make you a credible children’s book author."

Rumors, lies and innuendo.

'My manuscript is available for download on the internet. I'll email the link to you.'

"I wouldn't mind...But he's the teacher."

"I hope you're not reading fake news."

Meet the Shameless Self-Promoter 2 PM

"We call it 'learning to read', not 'battling illiteracy'."

"But this book is just the alphabet all jumbled up..."

Good writing is good thinking

"But if I don't learn handwriting, how will I be able to read Grandma's letters?"

Number of Overdoses in U.S. Continues to Incease

Spell-Check Bee

Make love not war

'I'm thinking of having a gastric band fitted to my cigarettes.'

'Before I quit I couldn't even spell rehabilitation.'

"But first, our national anthem."

'...how are you ever going to text.'

"Don't peddle your new book until the seminar's over."

'Literacy is NOT overrated!'

'We want to be ready for when he starts to read.'

"And that's the day we said goodbye to the No Child Left Behind legislation and were free to teach again."

'I'm taking post-graduate work to learn how to read at least the fifth grade level.'

Car's bumper sticker reads: 'My other car is a bookmobile.'

Litterature

Teacher reading.

"Our only hope is that the book gets banned."

Archers.

'Don't worry, I'm just here to promote my book.'