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The Jung and the Restless.

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

"So the white whale was really just a metaphor for your mother's lack of affection?"

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

Moby Dick

'Very well, I'll introduce you. Ego, meet ID. Now get back to work.'

A Freudian slip...

Psychiatrist with bust of Freud

'Carl Jung loses it...' 'don't tell me I made a Freudian slip - it's a Jungian slip!'

Id/Ego/Superego.

"Why do you feel you have an inner conflict?"

'...Unt yur sufferink from a condition vee call tee 'Edible Complex'.'

Mister Oedipus.

"I'm going to probe the depths of Mr. Osgood's psyche, Miss Wigley - Have the smelling salts ready."

"And then it hit me—I'm sleeping with my mother."

Motorway of the Self

Super-ego Surveillance

Post-psychoanalysis

"Crosby, Stills, Nash & Jung"

Psychologist Birthdays

The Incredible Shrinking Room

"Well, you certainly solved your little Oedipus problem since I saw you last."

'Dr Freud, this isn't comfortable. Why don't you sit on that chair?' 'That's not a bad idea.'

Freudian vs Behavior therapist.

'Offhand, I'd say your problem stems from a deep-seated edifice complex.'

Psychology 101

"Freud said love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness, but human mess is equally true."

FreudianFlora: Say id with flowers.

Sigmund Freud

"The idea is to have a dream before you get here."

Park. Don't fear the animals, try to analyze their motives. Don't be "afraid," be "a Freud"!

The Unpublished Freud

'Oh, Freud is too darn hard to read -- I switched to Dr. Phil years ago.'

Psychiatrist's couch held up by Freud statue.

Therapist giggling behind patient's back.