Razor Collector T-Shirts

They're watching a documentary about safety razors. Sounds like a Schick flick!

The only razor endorsed by CACTUS MAN!

'Triple-headed razors?... Aisle seven.'

Man with stubble that reads: 'Shave me.'

"Don't forget to shave, honey!"

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Check your universal remote control at the door.

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

"Want to impress me with that hammer? Try using it to fix a few things around here."

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

Alien attack in the 1950s

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

'You're proposing to me with, cubic zirconias?... But, you're a diamond dealer!'

Weapons of War Through the Ages.

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."

"I wonder what this was for."

"Hey, Dad, guess what? My Honus Wagner baseball card is worth $2.1 million!"

'How old is this vase?'

"It's just a little device I use to help relieve the anxiety from meeting new people."

"I never expected you to pay through the nose."

Bullets Bulls in the form of Bullets

'...but the good new is your old Enron stock has become a high-priced collectible!'

'YOU try shaving without a reflection sometime!'

"Hmm interesting Hallmark..."

'Your entire library consists of nothing but tabloids bound in Corinthian leather?'

"O.K., but let's say you have up to six hundred intruders per minute."

"Who knew we even had a month?"

'Stamp auction' WW2 Victory stamps on two fingers

Pawnshop: Genuine Fake Watches.

'To you, fifty quid - c'mon guv, it's HANDMADE!'