Razor Hobbyists T-Shirts

'YOU try shaving without a reflection sometime!'

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

They're watching a documentary about safety razors. Sounds like a Schick flick!

'The Torch Holder'.

'Pull...'

'Let's see what the employment tribunal has to say about that, shall we?'

'Triple-headed razors?... Aisle seven.'

A hunter hitting his first bird.

'I fell out of my treestand but fortunately nothing got hurt.'

Man's shaving razor is as tall as him. He says: 'I can't help thinking they should have stopped at three blades.'

"For extra protection, this one is armed with a tiny gun of its own."

Bookworm Romance

'Well, yes, I guess so; the Warmington AR-20 could drop a man at 500 metres.'

'Wild Bill Hiccup: Would-be scourge of the Wild West...'

Man with 'starter pistol' mugs runners.

"Mister, can you show me how to shoot my quills?"

An accident could be on the cards

"Couldn't get a gun permit."

'How did the shark get a gun?'

"I'd feel safer if you were an ex-marine with a gun collection."

'I probably shouldn't sell this guy a gun.'

Drones

The First Home Lighting Store.

'You're right! It's much more festive using Tiki-Torches.'

'Hey, my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

Man with stubble that reads: 'Shave me.'

The only razor endorsed by CACTUS MAN!

'It's great, securing Paralympic sponsorship from a shaving company to promote their new five bladed razor...'

"That's the last time I buy you a gun or a goldfish!"

'Oh, it just a little something to go hunting in.'

"Greetings, earthling. We used a complex algorithm to make sure we appeared to humankind in a form you would respect and trust."

Skeet Shooting Academy. congrats, don't toss your cap in the air ... Congrats, don't toss your cap in the air ... Congrats ...

'I prefer the term 'arrows' to 'unmanned drones.''