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'YOU try shaving without a reflection sometime!'

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

'The Torch Holder'.

'Pull...'

'Let's see what the employment tribunal has to say about that, shall we?'

'Triple-headed razors?... Aisle seven.'

'I fell out of my treestand but fortunately nothing got hurt.'

A hunter hitting his first bird.

Man's shaving razor is as tall as him. He says: 'I can't help thinking they should have stopped at three blades.'

"For extra protection, this one is armed with a tiny gun of its own."

Bookworm Romance

'Well, yes, I guess so; the Warmington AR-20 could drop a man at 500 metres.'

'Wild Bill Hiccup: Would-be scourge of the Wild West...'

Man with 'starter pistol' mugs runners.

An accident could be on the cards

"I'd feel safer if you were an ex-marine with a gun collection."

"Couldn't get a gun permit."

'How did the shark get a gun?'

"Mister, can you show me how to shoot my quills?"

'I probably shouldn't sell this guy a gun.'

Drones

'Hey, my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

The First Home Lighting Store.

'You're right! It's much more festive using Tiki-Torches.'

"Greetings, earthling. We used a complex algorithm to make sure we appeared to humankind in a form you would respect and trust."

Man with stubble that reads: 'Shave me.'

'Oh, it just a little something to go hunting in.'

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"That's the last time I buy you a gun or a goldfish!"

'It's great, securing Paralympic sponsorship from a shaving company to promote their new five bladed razor...'

'I prefer the term 'arrows' to 'unmanned drones.''

"It's pulling to the left."