Razor Collector Mugs

The only razor endorsed by CACTUS MAN!

'Triple-headed razors?... Aisle seven.'

Man with stubble that reads: 'Shave me.'

"Don't forget to shave, honey!"

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Check your universal remote control at the door.

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

'You're proposing to me with, cubic zirconias?... But, you're a diamond dealer!'

Weapons of War Through the Ages.

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

"I wonder what this was for."

'How old is this vase?'

'YOU try shaving without a reflection sometime!'

"Hmm interesting Hallmark..."

"It's just a little device I use to help relieve the anxiety from meeting new people."

'...but the good new is your old Enron stock has become a high-priced collectible!'

"I never expected you to pay through the nose."

Bullets Bulls in the form of Bullets

'Your entire library consists of nothing but tabloids bound in Corinthian leather?'

"O.K., but let's say you have up to six hundred intruders per minute."

'Stamp auction' WW2 Victory stamps on two fingers

Pawnshop: Genuine Fake Watches.

"Who knew we even had a month?"

Antiques Store with a bin outside with a sign saying 'Not for Sale'.

'To you, fifty quid - c'mon guv, it's HANDMADE!'

'Dewey is a cowboy's cowboy!'

Captain Pointy No.58 - The Ray proof Vest bluff backfired badly

'Your baseball card has more value than you do.'