Razor Collectors Mugs

'It's great, securing Paralympic sponsorship from a shaving company to promote their new five bladed razor...'

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

'Triple-headed razors?... Aisle seven.'

'More toys! The way you kids spend, you must think bananas grow on trees.'

Weapons of War Through the Ages.

'That's Renfrew -- he's in charge of high-risk portfolios.'

Duck in a bathtub

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

"I heard that Santa's cutting out the 30% employee discount on toys."

'They say he wears half-inch armor.'

'YOU try shaving without a reflection sometime!'

'He's in charge of out 'Lost-and-Buried' department.'

'Please stop...it reminds me too much of the markets.'

'I'm quit buying Trevor the kiddie meal - he'd play with the food and eat the toy.'

'HA, HA! See the way arrows are deflected off my brand new breastplate?'

"Who knew we even had a month?"

'Oh my God, we've been burgle- ... oh wait, I just remembered, we've got children.'

Battle.

"I decided to invest in precious metals - I bought a new car."

Children must be accompanied by an adult.

'It's what we were afraid of, Virgil. Someone's selling guns to the Indians.'

"...Well, where was he when I needed the red Power Ranger?"

Captain Pointy No.58 - The Ray proof Vest bluff backfired badly

"Let's not go to bed angry."

"Now you're thinking outside the box!"

Mr. & Mrs. Putty get dream home.

"I hate recalls."

"If you killed him using a tennis racket, you need a sports lawyer."

Pram for Baby Giraffe.