Razor Collectors Prints

'It's great, securing Paralympic sponsorship from a shaving company to promote their new five bladed razor...'

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

Ale. Mead. It's been a hard knight's day!

They're watching a documentary about safety razors. Sounds like a Schick flick!

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

Alien attack in the 1950s

'Triple-headed razors?... Aisle seven.'

'More toys! The way you kids spend, you must think bananas grow on trees.'

Weapons of War Through the Ages.

Duck in a bathtub

'That's Renfrew -- he's in charge of high-risk portfolios.'

'After A Knights Hard Day'

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

'YOU try shaving without a reflection sometime!'

'They say he wears half-inch armor.'

"Let's pick up our cars now, 'kay Puddin'?"

"I heard that Santa's cutting out the 30% employee discount on toys."

'He's in charge of out 'Lost-and-Buried' department.'

'Please stop...it reminds me too much of the markets.'

Battle.

"I decided to invest in precious metals - I bought a new car."

'I'm quit buying Trevor the kiddie meal - he'd play with the food and eat the toy.'

'HA, HA! See the way arrows are deflected off my brand new breastplate?'

"Who knew we even had a month?"

'Oh my God, we've been burgle- ... oh wait, I just remembered, we've got children.'

Mr. & Mrs. Putty get dream home.

"Let's not go to bed angry."

"...Well, where was he when I needed the red Power Ranger?"

Children must be accompanied by an adult.

'It's what we were afraid of, Virgil. Someone's selling guns to the Indians.'

"Now you're thinking outside the box!"

"I hate recalls."

Captain Pointy No.58 - The Ray proof Vest bluff backfired badly

"If you killed him using a tennis racket, you need a sports lawyer."