Razors Prints

'It's great, securing Paralympic sponsorship from a shaving company to promote their new five bladed razor...'

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

Ratminton

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six

They're watching a documentary about safety razors. Sounds like a Schick flick!

"It's the kind of missile system that says, 'Hey, these peace negotiations aren't really going very well.'"

"But I use all of them!"

Nuclear Proliferation

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

'Triple-headed razors?... Aisle seven.'

Progress?

Weapons of War Through the Ages.

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

A dog whose nose is a gun.

The Bronze Age of Television

Ambulance Paramedic making the 'Nee Naw' noise.

"...and how do you feel about being labelled the new Great British hope?"

Zorro, The Embroiderer

"Ed Lowry: Worst hunter ever"

'YOU try shaving without a reflection sometime!'

Ancient Weapons

Solo North pole expedition - 'Bugger!'

Man's shaving razor is as tall as him. He says: 'I can't help thinking they should have stopped at three blades.'

'Advice? Yep, take your Olympic torch somewhere else.'

"Can Interest you in something new?"

Implications of the quantum wavefunction 12: 'You can never be complete safe.' Until it actually hits something a fired projectile could materialize anywhere.

Athlete

Really big bang

Panzer Hut.

Stuff You Do In Pre-natel Class.

Two cowboys fight using remote control cowboys

"Congratulations on the discovery. Good luck getting it insured."

The Internet...

Next time I get to choose the weapon first.

'He wasn't too keen on you returning his serves.'