Razors Mugs

'It's great, securing Paralympic sponsorship from a shaving company to promote their new five bladed razor...'

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

Ratminton

"But I use all of them!"

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

Nuclear Proliferation

'Triple-headed razors?... Aisle seven.'

Progress?

Weapons of War Through the Ages.

A dog whose nose is a gun.

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

Ambulance Paramedic making the 'Nee Naw' noise.

The Bronze Age of Television

Zorro, The Embroiderer

"...and how do you feel about being labelled the new Great British hope?"

"Ed Lowry: Worst hunter ever"

Ancient Weapons

'YOU try shaving without a reflection sometime!'

Solo North pole expedition - 'Bugger!'

Man's shaving razor is as tall as him. He says: 'I can't help thinking they should have stopped at three blades.'

Athlete

Panzer Hut.

Really big bang

Two cowboys fight using remote control cowboys

Implications of the quantum wavefunction 12: 'You can never be complete safe.' Until it actually hits something a fired projectile could materialize anywhere.

"Can Interest you in something new?"

Stuff You Do In Pre-natel Class.

'Advice? Yep, take your Olympic torch somewhere else.'

The Internet...

'He wasn't too keen on you returning his serves.'