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Alien attack in the 1950s

"You forgot to set yours to 'stun', again!"

Captain Pointy No.58 - The Ray proof Vest bluff backfired badly

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

Bribes for Jabs

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

They're watching a documentary about safety razors. Sounds like a Schick flick!

'We will not be disarmed by gun control! We will not be stripped naked and left at the mercy of a tyrannical government!'

'Frank, when was the last time you cleaned your gun?'

A Rifle Competition in the North

'Triple-headed razors?... Aisle seven.'

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

Weapons of War Through the Ages.

'He's been shot!'

'Stick em up' Kid plays with gun

"Hon, where's the butter?"

'Shh, Ben's running it right to us. That's his 'I've got everything under control' howl.'

"The only think we'll be able to shoot at soon will be that right to roam lot..."

"Get me my gun. I want to squeeze off a few last rounds."

Bullets Bulls in the form of Bullets

"It's just a little device I use to help relieve the anxiety from meeting new people."

'I counted six shots! Rush him before he can reload!'

"O.K., but let's say you have up to six hundred intruders per minute."

'It's working! He's coming closer! Make the sound again!'

Mean Sheriff.

'It's what we were afraid of, Virgil. Someone's selling guns to the Indians.'

"For extra protection, this one is armed with a tiny gun of its own."

Panzer Hut.

Farmer with gun shots instead of flying ducks

'Hey, none of us like having to fly south every year, but couldn't you have taken a bus?'

The colonel's daughter, with a gun

Next time I get to choose the weapon first.

"Do you know how distracting it is when you spin the chamber on that revolver?"