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'Is that the picky eater website?'

"Remember Mr. Cockbundle is not just a 'customer', he is an important source of valuable and readily marketable data."

"Bob wait, let's do the survey first! Sir, on a scale of 1, poor, to 10, excellent, how would you rate our chase today?"

"For five starts it's worth the trip."

Four Star Meal

Note to viewers: we've cut back on sexual content by replacing it with violence.

"Five minutes, General."

Sergeant Stripes

Army Barracks

"Don't even bother – this oasis only has two and a half stars."

'Another casualty of U.S. Rating agencies...'

this place got five stars for its fresh food

'This restaurant has got zero stars, right? Every single one of them is well deserved.'

An angel playing his harp passengers in a plane holding up score cards.

Echelons 5-15

"Then it's agreed. I'll send you a lieutenant in exchange for a clerk typist and a staff sergeant."

'Actually your site isn't one in a million. According to Alexa, it's more like 1 in 2.5 million.'

Welcome to Springdale...'We're number 10, 11, or maybe 12!'

'I'm rating stuff.'

'Hmph! Another programme trying to grab ratings'

"This place is fantastic. I understand it got four stars in some blog somewhere."

Rating Everyone & Everything on a scale of 1to10.com

I believed he started on the shop floor.

"Dismissed corporal. I outrank you."

'That elusive fifth star...'

"This looks good."

There's a rumor we may be promoted to corporal.

From the Particular to the General.