Rating Ranker Pillows

'Is that the picky eater website?'

"Remember Mr. Cockbundle is not just a 'customer', he is an important source of valuable and readily marketable data."

"Bob wait, let's do the survey first! Sir, on a scale of 1, poor, to 10, excellent, how would you rate our chase today?"

"For five starts it's worth the trip."

Four Star Meal

Note to viewers: we've cut back on sexual content by replacing it with violence.

"Five minutes, General."

Sergeant Stripes

Army Barracks

'Dirty, lesbian, whore, bitch, gang bangs turned out to be Finding Nemo!'

"Don't even bother – this oasis only has two and a half stars."

'Another casualty of U.S. Rating agencies...'

this place got five stars for its fresh food

'This restaurant has got zero stars, right? Every single one of them is well deserved.'

An angel playing his harp passengers in a plane holding up score cards.

Echelons 5-15

"Then it's agreed. I'll send you a lieutenant in exchange for a clerk typist and a staff sergeant."

Army Promotions Board. You need to select one of these contenders for promotion to lieutenant colonet. It's like being in college. I have to pick a major.

'Actually your site isn't one in a million. According to Alexa, it's more like 1 in 2.5 million.'

Welcome to Springdale...'We're number 10, 11, or maybe 12!'

'I'm rating stuff.'

'Hmph! Another programme trying to grab ratings'

"This place is fantastic. I understand it got four stars in some blog somewhere."

Man celebrates his Google ranking.

Rating Everyone & Everything on a scale of 1to10.com

I believed he started on the shop floor.

"Dismissed corporal. I outrank you."

'That elusive fifth star...'

Humans are not logical. A "five-start" rating is very unimpressive when you consider how many billion of us there are out there.

"This looks good."

There's a rumor we may be promoted to corporal.

From the Particular to the General.