Rankings Seeker T-Shirts

'Actually your site isn't one in a million. According to Alexa, it's more like 1 in 2.5 million.'

Likes: $2.

"It's not fair! I only got 100 on my English test!"

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

"Stanley, this is a historic moment. We've discovered the world's longest kiss. Guinness Book of Records here we come!"

Gulliver's other travels.

'Do you think now's a good time to ask for a raise?' - 'I wouldn't if I was you. She gave me one this morning.'

"The Curse of the robot followers: At first, Rob was thrilled with the all the attention and followers."

'I wish I were as popular as the coffee machine.'

Man on Stilts in a Market

'How many more times must I tell you to keep this door CLOSED, Hoskins?'

Hug Your Boss (Use the Opportunity for the Power of Suggestion).

Army Barracks

My name is Bob and my laptop crashed! Tech Support Groups.

Stilts go to Bobo the Clown's head.

'I have no new Facebook friend requests today. See that I do before lunchtime.'

"Come on, Baldo...get up. It's twenty to eleven."

"I agree you're due for a raise, and when you leave my office, you'll still be due for a raise!"

'I don't like to waste time. How long on average does it take a recruit to make general?'

Footballer faced with a goal with football size holes in it with different scores at different holes

"You may be man's 'best friend' but I have over 2,123 likes on facebook!"

'I need another raise so I can pay for the car that I bought to celebrate my last raise.'

'You don't have anything in a smaller size do you?'

Bob didn't win the race. He was just better - looking.

Falcon finds Waldo

'Drop the rock!'

'I would like to be able to refer to this statistical graph, but I have math anxiety.'

'They say content is king, but right now my king has no subjects.'

'That elusive fifth star...'

'I bought him a pair of elevator shoes for Christmas. Don't they make him look inches taller?'