Rash Conqueror Gifts

'You must be one of Billy Covey's teachers.'

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

What My Day Feels Like

'You'll never believe the day I've had...'

Trays on desk read: In/Out/Lose in the Shuffle.

"Well, looks like Bob has hooked another baby kraken."

Woman as a beacon and guide of the family

IN OUT UP DOWN AND ALL AROUND

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

In Tray, Out Tray, and Shredded Paper Tray

"Miss Jones! Clear my schedule until I get this sorted out!"

Crop duster wanted.

College student cleans messy dorm room littered with clothes with leafsnow blower

"So I bought this doohickey that is very good with chaos."

The inevitable conflict of interest facing every crisis manager.

"My name is Van Gelsing, Madame. I'm an expert in cleaning teenagers' rooms. If you need me, just give me a call, okay?"

'I was all ready to deal with the military, but I never expected an IRS coup!'

'You can't keep a middle school girl from wanting to impress boys, Valerie.'

New Ebola deaths in Sierra Leone

'I can't remember the title,but it was on a little white piece of paper.'

"These fish quotas are getting ridiculous."

The horn of paper

Office De-cluttering

IN...limbo...limbo...OUT

Balancing your new and unprecedented reality

"You've been chosen to represent our establishment at 'Carrers day'. You're always careering from one crisis to the next"

"What's wrong with my filing system?"

"Woohoo, we have have overcome the wave!"

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

'Which box did you put the kids in?'

'Outta my way, you little puke!'

Mountain climber error.

"I'm a rock-climber - I know how challenging a craggy face can be."