Rant Readers Pillows

Letters escape from a caged book.

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

"Oh, goody. More reality-based crap."

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

"You might want to save that for your blog."

Tips on how to reduce those unsightly crow's feet.

Man reading 'Bankruptcy for Dummies'.

The Daily Fury

'The sun lounge book of melanomas.'

Moanathon.

Hell's Schlegel

"I found another great book about living with less stuff."

"You'll find all the adult 'Dummies and Idiots' guide books in the children's section."

'Would sir like to start with the hors d'oeuvres, or just go to the main corpse?'

"Great! Now I'm torn between whether to post rants on X or Meta."

"Randy, if you were stranded on an island, what's the one book you'd want to have along with you?" "Easy: Blood Meridian by Cormac McCarthy. It's got the perfect heft to knock coconuts out of trees." "Well, I'd like to have How to Get Off an Island, by Archie Macguyver." "That title's actually a metaphor for overcoming shyness." "We really should have our own book review show."

"If there's anything we can do to make your stay more pleasant, just rant about it all over the Internet."

Success Without Effort

'Before we begin may I emit a prolonged rant about my work week?

'I'm hoping he'll move onto another subject...'

"Animal Liberation by Peter Singer"

'I thought I'd just crease a few book spines while I catch up on my soaps.'

Room 4 Rant

'Something to sustain Sir's middle of the road rage.'

Idiots guide to being an idiot.

Online Agitation

Book: Reduced - Slightly Damaged

"Sorry - we don't stock religious titles in case it offends some of our customers."

'I belong to so many book clubs I no longer have time to read!'

'Seven billion people - and every one of them a potential purchaser of my book 'The Population Timebomb.''