Rant Enthusiast Pillows

"Harold's angry rants have turned social media into antisocial media!"

Loved a good rant.

Online Agitation

Utter horror. Sadie has become a Youtube star. Get outta here. I shot video of her ranting about her hatred of technology and posted it on Youtube. People love it. They can't get enough. She's being treated like a celebrity. An autograph please, and can you curse my laptop? I feel so alive.

"Why can't you just post a rant on social media like everyone else?"

Moanathon.

'Something to sustain Sir's middle of the road rage.'

"He's forgotten why he was shouting at the telly."

Room 4 Rant

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

Yardless: Please help

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

Building Sandcastles.

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

'That plant food really works!'

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"I've seen a tulip before."

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

Jeff realised it was probably time to discontinue his subscription to 'Office Plant of the Month'.

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

The Venus Flytrap Leather Sectional

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

Conservation bookshelf has a dead plant on top of it.

"This one looks as though it could use a little nurturing."

Watering Flowers

"Go ahead, tell him... Your friend is correct. Nuts are fruit. Why won't you ever believe me?"

"You overwatered the plant, again."