Rant Enthusiast Pillows

"Harold's angry rants have turned social media into antisocial media!"

Loved a good rant.

Online Agitation

Moanathon.

'Something to sustain Sir's middle of the road rage.'

"He's forgotten why he was shouting at the telly."

Room 4 Rant

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

Yardless: Please help

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

Building Sandcastles.

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

'That plant food really works!'

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

Jeff realised it was probably time to discontinue his subscription to 'Office Plant of the Month'.

"I've seen a tulip before."

The Venus Flytrap Leather Sectional

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

"Go ahead, tell him... Your friend is correct. Nuts are fruit. Why won't you ever believe me?"

'Don't you think it's time you tackled the wandering dew?'

"This one looks as though it could use a little nurturing."

Conservation bookshelf has a dead plant on top of it.

Florist "Say it with cacti"

"You overwatered the plant, again."

Watering Flowers