Rant Readers Mugs

I feel so helpless. Fuel price anger counseling – $25. The gas companies could charge me whatever they wanted and I couldn't do a darn thing about it. I'm utterly powerless – a pawn in some sick geopolitical game where I've got no options. What if I can't afford to drive my 6,000-ton SUV two blocks to the gym?!

Letters escape from a caged book.

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

"Oh, goody. More reality-based crap."

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

"You might want to save that for your blog."

Man reading 'Bankruptcy for Dummies'.

The Daily Fury

Tips on how to reduce those unsightly crow's feet.

'The sun lounge book of melanomas.'

Moanathon.

"I found another great book about living with less stuff."

Hell's Schlegel

"You'll find all the adult 'Dummies and Idiots' guide books in the children's section."

"Great! Now I'm torn between whether to post rants on X or Meta."

'Would sir like to start with the hors d'oeuvres, or just go to the main corpse?'

"Randy, if you were stranded on an island, what's the one book you'd want to have along with you?" "Easy: Blood Meridian by Cormac McCarthy. It's got the perfect heft to knock coconuts out of trees." "Well, I'd like to have How to Get Off an Island, by Archie Macguyver." "That title's actually a metaphor for overcoming shyness." "We really should have our own book review show."

"It's the Garden Street book club. They wanna rumble!"

"If there's anything we can do to make your stay more pleasant, just rant about it all over the Internet."

Success Without Effort

'Before we begin may I emit a prolonged rant about my work week?

'He's switched from tweeting on Twitter to growling on a new social media site called Growler. Suits him better.'

"Animal Liberation by Peter Singer"

'I'm hoping he'll move onto another subject...'

'I thought I'd just crease a few book spines while I catch up on my soaps.'

"Sorry - we don't stock religious titles in case it offends some of our customers."

Mort, sweetie, it's time for our lunch date. Can it wait? I'm in the middle of a rant. Why, that's no problem at all. In fact, I'd like to add something. But of course, my petunia. If I don't eat soon, Mort will never get another smooch! Who needs world order, really Another victory for Lip Gloss Diplomacy.

Idiots guide to being an idiot.

Tuesday is drunken rant night. The noncommissioned officer is the backbone of this man's army!!!

'Something to sustain Sir's middle of the road rage.'

Online Agitation

Room 4 Rant

Book: Reduced - Slightly Damaged

"Why can't you just post a rant on social media like everyone else?"

'I belong to so many book clubs I no longer have time to read!'