Rank Mischief Makers Pillows

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

"Bad dog."

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

'okay...where did you hide it?'

'But he qualifies for medicare in dog years.'

'How much stuff can I get away with and still go to heaven?'

Photobooth Photobomb

"No Joke! I taught my dog to fetch coffee."

'The man was real nice about it. He gave me my ball back and even said you can expect a nice call from his lawyer.'

"How the heck could you forget your sword?"

"Here's a buck, kid... Don't tell your mom I snuck out of my retirement home!"

"I couldn't have made my family recipe raisin date nut cake with it's secret ingredient without Jimmy's help."

"My fella was chucked out of the water-birth for running around the pool and bombing."

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty by reason of a sugar buzz.'

Knights

'It's a new record, mom - there are six of us in here!'

"I think we both know who did it...."

'Let's just keep quiet about this, and maybe some terrorist group will claim credit.'

"I guess breakable things need to be more careful around me."

"So nice to spend a week just ransacking with the kids."

'Stop fooling around, I can hear my dad coming out of the shower...'

Doggie Bowl Drill

"Sending out 1300 redundancy notices by mistake was a bit of a blooper!"

'The real fun comes when we go through airport security.'

"If that's my mom tell her I'm at recess."

"My dad ate my homework."

"...And I cheated at solitaire...twice."

Fishers about to be crashed into by rowers

'Over on stage number two is the lovely, succulent, Misty Flatulence!'

"Relax. As soon as you get over your fear of heights you're gonna love this."

'Oh no, they're back!'

ASBOs