Rank Mischief Makers Prints

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

"Bad dog."

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

'okay...where did you hide it?'

'But he qualifies for medicare in dog years.'

'How much stuff can I get away with and still go to heaven?'

Photobooth Photobomb

"No Joke! I taught my dog to fetch coffee."

"Here's a buck, kid... Don't tell your mom I snuck out of my retirement home!"

'The man was real nice about it. He gave me my ball back and even said you can expect a nice call from his lawyer.'

"My fella was chucked out of the water-birth for running around the pool and bombing."

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty by reason of a sugar buzz.'

Knights

'It's a new record, mom - there are six of us in here!'

'Let's just keep quiet about this, and maybe some terrorist group will claim credit.'

"I guess breakable things need to be more careful around me."

"Sending out 1300 redundancy notices by mistake was a bit of a blooper!"

'The real fun comes when we go through airport security.'

"So nice to spend a week just ransacking with the kids."

"If that's my mom tell her I'm at recess."

"...And I cheated at solitaire...twice."

"My dad ate my homework."

'Stop fooling around, I can hear my dad coming out of the shower...'

Doggie Bowl Drill

'My teacher has a good memory. She remembers what a rotten kid you were.'

Fishers about to be crashed into by rowers

"Relax. As soon as you get over your fear of heights you're gonna love this."

ASBOs

'Over on stage number two is the lovely, succulent, Misty Flatulence!'