Random Choice Fan Gifts

'Eenie,meeni,mini,mo...'

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

Taking a peek at the audience

He looks so natural lying there...

Soldier armed with a pen.

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

"Play 'Misty' for me."

"Charming, absolutely charming."

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

Election 2020

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

'And in local news: Someone is hiding behind the drapes.'

'We've been playing house for 5 minutes, and she's already nagging me to get a job.'

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

Clara had come a long waw from those readings at the public library.

"Depending on my mood, I go to a different part of the house: Master listens to jazz, Mistress to classical and Young Master to rock and roll..."

Dog detectives

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

'He's a parody of a tired genre.'

"Another clear case of COVID19."

"How was the play!"

"I think he's been capitalised!"

'He's been shot!'

Fuzz - The audience outnumbers the band.

A 1950's Barber Shop

'I was going to leak this to wikileaks. Then I thought, why not write a 'tell all' book instead?'

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

"Here's another can. Try not to step in this one."