Random Choice Fan T-Shirts

'Eenie,meeni,mini,mo...'

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

Taking a peek at the audience

He looks so natural lying there...

Soldier armed with a pen.

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

Tonight: Town Hall Meeting. With free speech, sometimes I think that you get what you pay for!

"Charming, absolutely charming."

"Play 'Misty' for me."

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."

Election 2020

I'm tired of your games, Al. MY games? look who's talking! The guy with the role-playing hand puppets!

'We've been playing house for 5 minutes, and she's already nagging me to get a job.'

'And in local news: Someone is hiding behind the drapes.'

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

'He's a parody of a tired genre.'

Clara had come a long waw from those readings at the public library.

What's your most popular drink? Why do you want to know? Why base your order on what other people are buying? Don't be a follower. Be your own man. If you're unfamiliar with a drink, ask what's in it and decide for yourself whether that sounds good. Or better yet, live a little. Take a risk. Choose a drink you've never had at random and see where it takes you. You only have one life. Don't live it following in the footsteps of other people. That's kind of harsh. No, it's the name of the drink.

Dog detectives

"Depending on my mood, I go to a different part of the house: Master listens to jazz, Mistress to classical and Young Master to rock and roll..."

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

Elvis Purresley impersonators.

"Sure. I know of a haystack on the edge of town where you'll be safe until the heat dies down."

'I was going to leak this to wikileaks. Then I thought, why not write a 'tell all' book instead?'

"Another clear case of COVID19."

"How was the play!"

'He's been shot!'

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

A 1950's Barber Shop

"Here's another can. Try not to step in this one."

"I think he's been capitalised!"