Random Choices T-Shirts

What's your most popular drink? Why do you want to know? Why base your order on what other people are buying? Don't be a follower. Be your own man. If you're unfamiliar with a drink, ask what's in it and decide for yourself whether that sounds good. Or better yet, live a little. Take a risk. Choose a drink you've never had at random and see where it takes you. You only have one life. Don't live it following in the footsteps of other people. That's kind of harsh. No, it's the name of the drink.

"Call me?"

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

"Surprise!"

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

YOLO vs YODO

"I didn't find out quite what I wanted about the economics of democracy but I did find an interesting article about the mating habits of the Patagonian Fruit Bat."

'Hold my calls. I'm going out for a random walk.'

"Woah - random!"

Google Magazine

'About this experiment for generating random numbers - each time you do it, it comes out different.'

'You have reached the Heisenberg Institute - Calls will be answered in random order.'

"Which free tote goes best?"

"What is it going to be, a breakfast or shampoo?"

No, he wants the other one … No, not that one … No, to your right … No, above that one …

Elevator dilemma.

"At random IS the plan..."

Sidney comes to the end of life's motorway

"You have reached the Heisenberg Institute. Your call will be answered in random order."

'I need my lifestyle validated.'

Fact-finding Tour Inside Joe's Head

Your Best Years/Your Uncertain Future

"I need a minute."

"The tea leaves say you should go into insurance, but I say forget the tea leaves and go into whatever makes you happy."

STRIP Hambone: Random Number Generator

Man considering Reincarnation or Heaven

"I never have a starter. That way I have room for 3 puddings!"

"This is a mine of useless information."

The Man Who Knew Way Too Much

"You are already a winner and can now go forward to our grand draw"

The cruel hand of fate...

'Eenie,meeni,mini,mo...'

"Sometimes I just really need to draw a chicken."

"Today on 'all things considered': a tree, bowling, the space-time continuum, large hats, David Duchovny, undercooked Lentils, parachutes, and the color maroon."

The house apropos-of-nothing committee