Ramadan Gifts

Beggars on the street.

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

Chase me, chase me cows.

Olivia just hacked into the boy scouts' site and sold them 30,000 boxes of cookies.

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

Internet.

'Look, I never said salvation would be PRETTY!'

"I hope you're not going to let this I.P.O. affect your grades."

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

Gerald Ratner's return

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

R.C.I.A.

Engineer on the move.

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

"Dude, Amazon is so popular they named a river after it."

'We're e-bankrupt.'

"Before we made the leap to cyberspace, our stockholders made us promise we'd maintain a traditional street presence, too!"

2pm meet your Creator

"I need a pitchfork that's just a pitchfork."

John Lee Dotkomm palys the 'Broker's Blues

'I see Farmer Grayson is off to dust the crops again!'

Starbucks doubles its sales by devising a way to sell coffee over the Internet,

"Our website design could be described as "organic"... in the sense that people often compare it to poop."

"I guess we'll know ol' Mr. Willis is dead when the Amazon packages stop arriving."

London merchant telling a young employee that if he does not change his behaviour his career will go badly and he may end up becoming mayor

"What burns my bottom about www.dazoosucks.com is that we capitalized them."

'I know it's the truth, but on this promo for our site, do you think we should use the promo code 'desperation?''

Internet Shoplifting

You Shouldn't Have

'A penny for my thoughts. Now accepting all major credit cards.'

Death Of A Salesman. Playhouse. I hear they updated it to include internet shopping.