Raisin Bread Enthusiast Gifts

"The scanner says you're the only one in the neighborhood of your ethnic group who buys raisin bread."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

Doughboy Dad

'The body is made up of millions and millions of crumbs.'

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

Country farmhouse loaf / Inner city highrise loaf.

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

There! I've made my year's supply of zucchini bread! That's kind of a lot. How can you store them all? It's no problem. I just throw out last year's supply.

Smiling Cake: Brave yet stupid pastry...smiled all the way to the small intestine

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

'McWit, that's not what's meant by carbo loading.'

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

"Marriage is a compromise. I'm sweet rye and your father is sourdough, but we make it work."

'Look, Mum, those loaves have had some babies!'

You've been found guilty by a jury of your peers -- You're toast fella!

'If they rise they're scones. If not they're pancakes.'

Early Morning Roll Call.

"It all began when I was a boy. The aroma of freshly baked bread was everywhere, choking me with it's calm, soothing and nutritious lies..."

'What about the rolls you promised me?'

Baker

'Admit it, dear, you've been keeping sliced bread a secret all these years in order to save our marriage, haven't you?'

Bakery. The smell of freshly baked bread is the only truly perfect man-made thing on earth.

French bread

"Do you have any marriage bread?"

Come dine with me!

"We got a report that you're rolling in dough."

Toast kidnapper.

"I've invented sliced bread, the invention that will set th standard for all future inventions."

"I just dialed 1-800-BAGUETTE."

The Welsh Rarebit Mchine

"Promise me that you'll donate my body to banana bread."

"Your kneads? What about my kneads?"