Rainy Day Daredevils Gifts

Rainy day despondency phobia: 'Poor George can't stand the pitter-patter of rain on his shell.'

Dummies Books.

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

"C'mon. Get out there and go tinkle already."

'Certainly. Here's the break-down. Seventy-five dollars for my labour. And seventy-five dollars for you impersonating a plumber.'

"Kids."

'What the hell is that guy's problem?'

When the water's colder than you thought...

"That one's for higher-skilled plank walkers."

"Let's see how brave you are without your gun."

"Let me show you my latest D.I.Y. project."

'Until you remember where you put the ladder, be quiet!'

Super Homeworld

'I like your spirit - nine out of ten people would admit roller-disco wasn't for them!'

'... And here's one I made earlier.'

Robot Olympics

DIY store with a first aid department

"... But, Derek. The travel agent told us not to drink the water!"

"Ordering groceries online can be unpredictable."

'I see that somebody grabbed the bull by the horns.'

'I told you it was a stupid idea to try to fix the disposal with your tie on.'

'Give me the saw Stanley, I'm calling a professional.'

"Jeffrey makes all our furniture himself."

Students at Watertown High discovered that the tubing from Chem Lab was perfect for bungee jumping.

'Let's just all agree not to text while bobsledding anymore.'

'Face it, Al, there's no business like show business for you anymore.'

'When your grandparents said they were going to drop in on us, I didn't think they meant literally.'

"You know that's a waste of time, just chuck it on the fire to keep us warm."

As the other boarders stared in awe, Todd blew by them on his new cranio-board.

Skydiving Pizza

"I tried fixing the computer myself. As soon as a professional fixes all the damage I caused, we can use it."

'Somebody please help me!'

'Which end do the nails come out of?'

"The Great Ikeamids"

And I did it without any technical plans.