Rainy Day Daredevils Mugs

Rainy day despondency phobia: 'Poor George can't stand the pitter-patter of rain on his shell.'

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

"C'mon. Get out there and go tinkle already."

'Certainly. Here's the break-down. Seventy-five dollars for my labour. And seventy-five dollars for you impersonating a plumber.'

"Kids."

When the water's colder than you thought...

"That one's for higher-skilled plank walkers."

"Let's see how brave you are without your gun."

"Let me show you my latest D.I.Y. project."

'I like your spirit - nine out of ten people would admit roller-disco wasn't for them!'

'Until you remember where you put the ladder, be quiet!'

Super Homeworld

Robot Olympics

'... And here's one I made earlier.'

'I see that somebody grabbed the bull by the horns.'

"Ordering groceries online can be unpredictable."

"... But, Derek. The travel agent told us not to drink the water!"

DIY store with a first aid department

'Give me the saw Stanley, I'm calling a professional.'

"Jeffrey makes all our furniture himself."

'Let's just all agree not to text while bobsledding anymore.'

'Face it, Al, there's no business like show business for you anymore.'

'When your grandparents said they were going to drop in on us, I didn't think they meant literally.'

"You know that's a waste of time, just chuck it on the fire to keep us warm."

'Somebody please help me!'

Skydiving Pizza

"I tried fixing the computer myself. As soon as a professional fixes all the damage I caused, we can use it."

"The Great Ikeamids"

'Which end do the nails come out of?'

And I did it without any technical plans.

Sand sailing in the Sahara