Railway Exhibitions Gifts

'You'll be Standard Class, Sir?'

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

Party Animals.

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

Well, you know these child prodigies - they can be very demanding about how their work is displayed.

Children's Art Show.

Cats at private view

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

Replacement Bus Spotters.

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

Freaks of nature exhibit.

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

Escher exhibition first floor

Anyone would think it's Frieze week...

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

"Don't you find her work just so wonderfully liberating!"

Leaves falling out of a painting.

Private Viewing

"This piece resembles my subconscious desire to draw spirals on a big piece of paper."

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

Dogs looking at a fire hydrant in an art gallery.

"I don't dare take him near the De Kooning exhibit!"

HS2

'This statue is based on an earlier work of mine from the pre-kindergarten era.'

Modern Portrait Gallery

Leaking Hudson River paintings.

"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."

Metropolitan Art Center current exhibit: Father of the Finger-In-Your-Eye School of Modern Art.

Sushi Train Spotters

In the art gallery

World Exhibition - At the Champs-Élysées - from 3 to 6 o'clock, great exhibition of petticoats

Trainset

After three days the curator decided it was probably upside down.

Artist Retrospective.