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Sushi Train Set.

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

"Our cook is new, so ge's Googling what goes on a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich as we speak."

Awkward First Dates

'Well you said you wanted sushi for lunch.'

Do-it-yourself sushi bar serves live fish to customer.

Sushi Train Spotters

"Delivery!"

"I'm not trying to freak you out, but your eel roll is moving."

"No, no … the sashimi is fine. But I’m not crazy about your Wi-Fi signal."

"There are vast oceans existing under the icy surface of Jupiter's moon Europa." "It's possible there's as much life in those oceans as there is in our own. Maybe more." "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" "I'm thinking 'sexy mermaids,' you?" "Sushi bonanza!!!"

Sushi and the Cat

"Look! A sushi bar!"

'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'

'English sushi bar' "Cockles! Muscles!..."

"I just knew there had to be a better use for tomatoes than making boring old sandwiches."

'...and how much experience have you of sushi making?'

Jewish man walks into a restaurant called 'Oy Sushi'.

Shrimp cook

"The pink ones are sashimi, and I believe the little yellow ones just fell off the Pollock."

Chef swatting flies into a bowl in a sushi bar.

"Anyone know how to prepare sushi?"

Sea temperatures hottest on record

Sushi Cat

'I know you didn't just reach through the torpedo tube and grab those fish.'

Feng Sushi

'Uh yeah, it's supposed to be like that... it's a... it's a new invention.'

Sushi for two, please.

"Sometimes I get a craving for sushi."

'It's actually cheaper than the bait shop.'