Railroad Sushi Maker Mugs

Sushi Train Set.

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

"Our cook is new, so ge's Googling what goes on a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich as we speak."

Awkward First Dates

Do-it-yourself sushi bar serves live fish to customer.

'Well you said you wanted sushi for lunch.'

"I'm not trying to freak you out, but your eel roll is moving."

Sushi and the Cat

"No, no … the sashimi is fine. But I’m not crazy about your Wi-Fi signal."

"There are vast oceans existing under the icy surface of Jupiter's moon Europa." "It's possible there's as much life in those oceans as there is in our own. Maybe more." "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" "I'm thinking 'sexy mermaids,' you?" "Sushi bonanza!!!"

Sushi Train Spotters

"Delivery!"

"Look! A sushi bar!"

'English sushi bar' "Cockles! Muscles!..."

'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'

'...and how much experience have you of sushi making?'

Jewish man walks into a restaurant called 'Oy Sushi'.

"I just knew there had to be a better use for tomatoes than making boring old sandwiches."

Hot dogs. Sushi.

Shrimp cook

"The pink ones are sashimi, and I believe the little yellow ones just fell off the Pollock."

Feng Sushi

"Anyone know how to prepare sushi?"

Sushi for two, please.

Chef swatting flies into a bowl in a sushi bar.

'I know you didn't just reach through the torpedo tube and grab those fish.'

Sea temperatures hottest on record

Sushi Cat

'Uh yeah, it's supposed to be like that... it's a... it's a new invention.'

"Sometimes I get a craving for sushi."