Sushi Sampler T-Shirts

'Dinner will be ready soon - we're going to try sushi tonight.'

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

Sauce for the Goose

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

Awkward First Dates

'Well you said you wanted sushi for lunch.'

'Diet considerations.'

Sushi Train Set.

Sushi Train Spotters

"No, no … the sashimi is fine. But I’m not crazy about your Wi-Fi signal."

"I'm not trying to freak you out, but your eel roll is moving."

Sinking Sand

'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'

"Look! A sushi bar!"

Hot dogs. Sushi.

'I'm sorry we put bearnaise sauce on your fillet by mistake. Randy will have it off there in a jiffy.'

Pat's Bar, Rotgut Tasting 5-7.

Jewish man walks into a restaurant called 'Oy Sushi'.

De ja vu soup - 'It was yesterday's 'soup of the day'.'

'Anyone else seeing a pattern here?'

Shrimp cook

"The pink ones are sashimi, and I believe the little yellow ones just fell off the Pollock."

'Uh yeah, it's supposed to be like that... it's a... it's a new invention.'

Sushi Cat

'I know you didn't just reach through the torpedo tube and grab those fish.'

NEW FALL LINEUP

Eating raw cake mix.

"I don't understand it - no matter how much I drink coffee, play on my phone, refresh my e-mail, look up things online, go to the kitchen for snacks, message my friends, scroll through Twitter, and play with the cats, I still can't get any writing done."

"Sometimes I get a craving for sushi."

'It's actually cheaper than the bait shop.'

'Who's the sushi?.'

Sushi for two please. Oakey dokey...how would you like that cooked?

Living on the Wild Side