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'I've come a long way from that alley, but I've never forgotten my roots.'

'...Not bad for someone who started out in hell's kitchen!'

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

"I made money the old fashioned way. I inherited it."

The man who invented the wheel/The man who patented the wheel.

"I sold my soul for about a tenth of what the damn things are going for now."

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

"Oh I have plenty of sex appeal. It's all here in my bank baalance."

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

Greed.

"Even my chauffeur has a chauffeur."

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

'Get me public relations!'

Businessman has Sterling Sign Shaved in Head.

"The Duke and Duchess of A.T. & T., the Count and Countess of Citicorp, the Earl of Exxon, and the Marchioness of Avco. The Duke of Warnaco..."

"Are you sure I 'can't take it with me'? I brought some for you."

"I've found that when money starts talking, you can't shut 'er up!"

"My strength is as the strength of ten, because I'm rich."

"And to think he started in accounting."

' Of course I didn't just marry you for your money dear.There was also your house in France,the Rolls Royce,your mother's diamonds...'

'Amy, cancel all my appointments. I have enough money.'

'Our mutual fund management changed the name of the fund to clearly communicate their investment objectives. The fund is now called 'Make Money Anyway We Can'.'

'There's a no-nonsense quality about TJ that I admire.'

Financial Eyesight

'Call me a cockeyed optimist but I still believe big executive bonuses and perks can buy happiness.'

The court freezes my assets and wants me to live on $20K per month? They want me to starve!

Fishing Contest

'Say what you like about Capitalism, it makes the gravy train run on time.'

Business Philosophy 101.

Dialed the number, ordered the tapes and placed hundreds of little ads. Didn't hit a snag until step four: Just sit back and rake it in.

Family Money - "I've been working on your family tree!"

'It's tax avoidance crackdown avoidance.'

"The most important thing isn't money - it's love. Luckily I love money!"