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"And to think he started in accounting."

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

"She wishes to range free!"

'I'd think you'd be used to having a moat by now.'

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

The man who invented the wheel/The man who patented the wheel.

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

"Oh I have plenty of sex appeal. It's all here in my bank baalance."

'It's in my belly-button if you must know!'

The Royal Wii.

"The Duke and Duchess of A.T. & T., the Count and Countess of Citicorp, the Earl of Exxon, and the Marchioness of Avco. The Duke of Warnaco..."

'Under blood type, sir, could you be a little more specific than blue?'

'I'll have your head on a platter.'

'I know that you think you should be the President of this company, Your Majesty. But, you'll just have to work your way up, like I did!'

"I've found that when money starts talking, you can't shut 'er up!"

'Your Majesty, the peasants are out of bread!', 'Then let them eat low-carb stuff.'

' Of course I didn't just marry you for your money dear.There was also your house in France,the Rolls Royce,your mother's diamonds...'

'Well, you DID know this job was dangerous when you took it.'

'Amy, cancel all my appointments. I have enough money.'

Fishing Contest

"She leaked WHAT to the press?"

'Say what you like about Capitalism, it makes the gravy train run on time.'

Mark Zuckerberg

"The kids - Prince Englebert and Princess Felicia - would like us to move into the olde monarchs' home."

Servant Painting Targets Around Arrows Shot by a King

"One trip to the dentist and look who's got the attitude!"

'It's tax avoidance crackdown avoidance.'

'I have libertarian impulses.'

'I invested in a completely new economic system for the country, but the instructions are in japanese.'

'That was your great-uncle Ludwig -- he was voted out of Europe.'

'Look, that peasant is eating something -- the economy's on the move again!'

'I found it on Craig's List.'

"My wife isn't speaking to me."

Queen to daughter about puppy: 'You won't either name her 'Queenie'!'

'It creeps me out when he watches the History Channel and takes notes!'