Rags To Riches Fans Gifts

"And to think he started in accounting."

"She wishes to range free!"

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

'I'd think you'd be used to having a moat by now.'

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

The man who invented the wheel/The man who patented the wheel.

"Oh I have plenty of sex appeal. It's all here in my bank baalance."

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

'It's in my belly-button if you must know!'

"The Duke and Duchess of A.T. & T., the Count and Countess of Citicorp, the Earl of Exxon, and the Marchioness of Avco. The Duke of Warnaco..."

'I know that you think you should be the President of this company, Your Majesty. But, you'll just have to work your way up, like I did!'

'I'll have your head on a platter.'

"I've found that when money starts talking, you can't shut 'er up!"

'Under blood type, sir, could you be a little more specific than blue?'

'Your Majesty, the peasants are out of bread!', 'Then let them eat low-carb stuff.'

' Of course I didn't just marry you for your money dear.There was also your house in France,the Rolls Royce,your mother's diamonds...'

"The kids - Prince Englebert and Princess Felicia - would like us to move into the olde monarchs' home."

"She leaked WHAT to the press?"

Fishing Contest

'Well, you DID know this job was dangerous when you took it.'

'Say what you like about Capitalism, it makes the gravy train run on time.'

'Amy, cancel all my appointments. I have enough money.'

Servant Painting Targets Around Arrows Shot by a King

"One trip to the dentist and look who's got the attitude!"

'It's tax avoidance crackdown avoidance.'

'I invested in a completely new economic system for the country, but the instructions are in japanese.'

'I have libertarian impulses.'

'That was your great-uncle Ludwig -- he was voted out of Europe.'

'I found it on Craig's List.'

'It creeps me out when he watches the History Channel and takes notes!'

'Harold's grandfather was one of the inventors of the hula-hoop.'

"My wife isn't speaking to me."

Queen to daughter about puppy: 'You won't either name her 'Queenie'!'

'Look, that peasant is eating something -- the economy's on the move again!'