Rag And Bone Man Pillows

Any Old Iron? - Tat Nav.

"So...what are you doing after you graduate?"

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

Evolution Interrupted By Man Fishing

Tigers brass band, "Tiger rag-that's what it's all about."

Stand-up comic/ceo: 'A funny thing happened on the way to the board meeting...'

"You want to be a comedian? You can't be serious!"

"... And don't come back until you're ready to get funny."

"No. I wouldn't 'like to see the cheese menu'. And I don't appreciate the stereotyping!"

'Turns out medicine is the best medicine.'

Fetch the Boomerang

"Our forensic scientist quit, so our computer guy has stepped in for now."

'We were hoping You'd just say 'Be fruitful and multiply' again.'

"Wise?! You believe you're wise!!"

"There's no point trying to complain, everyone is on a 'customer care' course."

"Hello, my Baby! Hello, my Sweetie! Hello, my Ragtime Gal..."

'I'm afraid it's bad news Mister Kane...You've got 'Shingles'.'

Alexander Borodin's Ragtime Band

'It's all bleach and dye. but I hope that it'll fool the hunters this season.'

I don't draw farts, but take it from me that one was from Skunksville.

'Hey, I could help you with your homework, don't eat much, plus you never have to walk me. What do you say?'

"How about this round mouth shovel."

'We could use someone with your brains around here. When can you start?'

Heaven terms and conditions.

Learning to deal with road rage is really hard when the stupid therapist keeps cutting you off.

'Every year was the same. There was always some clown or comedian in Brian's intake of pupils.'

"You can't go on because you're 'feeling funny'? In your case it's so rare, make the most of it!"

In The Middle Of The Night, Peppy Suddenly Developed A Wild Craving For The Bone.

'Maybe you're sitting on the wrong end.'

'Love between two people is very beautiful. And between six it's fantastic!'

Alan Carr

Open Mic Night

Reptile Dysfunction!

'Now, how would you like to come up to my place...'