Man And His Dog Pillows

Why you should never take a retriever golfing.

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

A large leaf falling on a dog

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

The Canine's version of cans tied to the back of a wedding car driving off with Cats attached

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

'Polly wants a cracker! Fetch!'

'They're dog roses!'

'The results of your physical exam are fine, except for your reflexes: They're more 'dog-like' than 'cat-like'.'

Whatís that, boy? Youíre too tired for a walk and you just want to watch TV?

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

"It's the cat doc, he scares me."

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

Balloon dog poos.

'I can hold a match to his notebook.'

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

'Surely they don't expect us to carry around THAT sort of money?'

Man and dog on exercise bikes.

"Is that all they taught him at obedience school? How to use a can opener?"

"He may be neutered and declawed, but he's still dangerous."

"Me, I think Master and Mistress are incompetent: why else would they need a butler, 3 maids, 2 cooks, 5 gardeners, a pool boy and 2 personal assistants?"

"Don't you worry about me. I always land on my feet."

"He belongs to a lawyer."

"Do you guys want to go for a walk?"

'No, no, no. You guys are way off! This isn't even the cat. You guys are on the dog.'

Magic coat fixing problems while walking the dog.

Wonders of evolution: Same face, totally different meaning.

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

"He ran out of pee."

Word on the street is that he's self-domesticated.

"I vow to never again bat around someone else's fuzzy mouse."

A day in the life of a dog.

I only built the moat to keep the cats out.

'If you had asked me I could have TOLD you that he bites.'