Dad With A Pet Pillows

"I have to bring him with me otherwise he wouldn't let me indoors."

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"Bad dog! I've told you to always proofread."

A large leaf falling on a dog

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

'Super Dog'

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

'Surely they don't expect us to carry around THAT sort of money?'

'It says here: while most dogs are family dogs, some dogs like one family member more. Do you think Fritzi is like that?'

Jogging...

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

'Tired of fetching?'

Personal Assistants.

Dog enjoying a sniffathon.

"He wants a second opinion."

Dog History

Bernice Mountain Dog

"The emotional support goes both ways."

A Father Clown marking the growth progress of his son's shoe size.

The pet elevator: Because sometimes the pet steps are just too much work.

"Let's see... water pick, tin foil, snorkel..."

"Fetch! What about a please?"

"For whom the Bella yips... it yips for thee..."

'The butler did it.'

'Well, it's kind of an IV enema!'

"I'm basically a simple dog. Just give me a place to lay my head and lift my leg."

'This refrigerator isn't big enough for the both of us.'

'Please feel free to tell me if Junior is in your way...'

"If you're looking to adopt a dog that's good with cats, may I suggest Ruffus."

'Those tid-bits you left for Ming Toy were delicious, Mrs. Caldwell!'

"English: Walk?" "Dog hears: Edibles on the sidewalk!"