Dad With A Pet Pillows

"I have to bring him with me otherwise he wouldn't let me indoors."

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

A large leaf falling on a dog

"Bad dog! I've told you to always proofread."

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

'Super Dog'

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

'Surely they don't expect us to carry around THAT sort of money?'

'It says here: while most dogs are family dogs, some dogs like one family member more. Do you think Fritzi is like that?'

Jogging...

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

'Tired of fetching?'

Personal Assistants.

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

Dog enjoying a sniffathon.

Bernice Mountain Dog

"He wants a second opinion."

Dog History

"The emotional support goes both ways."

A Father Clown marking the growth progress of his son's shoe size.

"I'm basically a simple dog. Just give me a place to lay my head and lift my leg."

"For whom the Bella yips... it yips for thee..."

'The butler did it.'

"Let's see... water pick, tin foil, snorkel..."

The pet elevator: Because sometimes the pet steps are just too much work.

"Fetch! What about a please?"

'This refrigerator isn't big enough for the both of us.'

'Well, it's kind of an IV enema!'

'Please feel free to tell me if Junior is in your way...'

"If you're looking to adopt a dog that's good with cats, may I suggest Ruffus."

'Those tid-bits you left for Ming Toy were delicious, Mrs. Caldwell!'

"That's impressive, but I asked you to roll over."