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'No, thanks. You'll never get me into one of those.'

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

Build a Raft

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

Turtle Trailer Court

"I wish my Dad would get off my back! It's only been nine years and he wants to know if I've picked a major yet!"

''Surprise' starts with an 'S', Wilkins! You're in the wrong drawer again!'

'Mobile homes aren't allowed here.'

'It's the newest thing out. A big screen fish finder.'

Student Food Pyramid

Damn. Out of quarters again for the Pay Electron Microscope.

'We just figured that with the kids travelling so much for soccer, it made more sense to sell our house and get an RV.'

"Remember, son, no matter what happens to you, we intend to always keep your room at home exactly as it is right now...empty."

"Now don't expect any miracles. I'm only a para-scientist."

Room-mate Homicides Waiting to Happen. . .

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

"This is one of those beautiful summer days when I'm flooded with memories of things that never happened to me."

"Have you noticed Carl never leaves the field to go to the bathroom?"

'Wow... What did you use for bait?'

"Be quiet Carl, you're scarin' the fish!"

'Get a half-life Mrs Curie.'

"Well, I suppose it'll have to do."

Room for Rent - Must like travelling.

'He was run over by our home. We live in a mobile home park.'

No I haven't finished sulking yet!

"The screen porch makes it a home."

Fisherman

Recruitment Agency - "Of course the top drawer candidates are more expensive."

Counting sheep.

"Ambitions... to do everything by the book"

"Hurry up with more eleventh dimension funding!"

Lover's leap - take a number and wait to leap.

"Just what I was hoping for - another hearty, farm-fresh, country breakfast."

"Bed and breakfast"