Raft Dweller Mugs

'No, thanks. You'll never get me into one of those.'

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

Build a Raft

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

"I wish my Dad would get off my back! It's only been nine years and he wants to know if I've picked a major yet!"

'Mobile homes aren't allowed here.'

'It's the newest thing out. A big screen fish finder.'

''Surprise' starts with an 'S', Wilkins! You're in the wrong drawer again!'

Student Food Pyramid

"Remember, son, no matter what happens to you, we intend to always keep your room at home exactly as it is right now...empty."

Damn. Out of quarters again for the Pay Electron Microscope.

"Now don't expect any miracles. I'm only a para-scientist."

Room-mate Homicides Waiting to Happen. . .

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

"This is one of those beautiful summer days when I'm flooded with memories of things that never happened to me."

"Have you noticed Carl never leaves the field to go to the bathroom?"

'Wow... What did you use for bait?'

"Be quiet Carl, you're scarin' the fish!"

'Get a half-life Mrs Curie.'

'He was run over by our home. We live in a mobile home park.'

Room for Rent - Must like travelling.

"Well, I suppose it'll have to do."

No I haven't finished sulking yet!

"The screen porch makes it a home."

Counting sheep.

Recruitment Agency - "Of course the top drawer candidates are more expensive."

Fisherman

"Ambitions... to do everything by the book"

"Hurry up with more eleventh dimension funding!"

Lover's leap - take a number and wait to leap.

Directional signs: 'Pawtucket and Mawtucket'.

"Just what I was hoping for - another hearty, farm-fresh, country breakfast."

"Bed and breakfast"