Radio Show Host Pillows

'A sure-win radio talk show. People phone in with questions on existence and reality, and you respond with total silence.'

"Just play the hit single, then you can do the experimental track."

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

"Are there people who don't live in London?"

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

"I love it when you use your 'All Things Considered' voice."

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!

"It's Dr. Sadie. Go ahead, caller." "Yeah, how come you haven't said 'Merry Christmas' yet?" "Oh, that’s because I was hoping to provoke everyone who’s upset about the so-called 'war on Christmas' to spend all their time on hold waiting to castigate me. That way, all the normal people who don’t think Christmas is just another chance to play the victim can open their gifts in peace." "You're welcome, America." "Why haven't you played 'Jingle Bells' yet?"

Fishermen

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

Non Thought For The Day.

"I wanted a partner... I got a co-host."

"So—who are you angry at currently?"

LATE NIGHT WITH DAVID MAMET

Jerry Springer of biblical times.

"Boss, remember when you told me to start charging Sadie 'studio fees' for operating her radio show in the cafe?" "Well, I've got good news and bad news." "What's the good?" "She's agreed not to resort to violence." "I see. And the bad news?" "On today's 'Sadie Cohen Radio Show': Evil cafe owners who may or may not poison their customers."

"Did you hear Sadie's show today?"

"I've been invited to two different thanksgivings...One with family, one with friends, which one do I go to?"

The National Institute for Advanced Talk-Show Punditry.

"When did you first notice you were larger than life?"

Dr. Phil takes it home.

Men discussing a book on a chat show

Kidnapping Lord Haw-Haw

'The best gig I can get you for your comeback, Lazarus, is DJ in the graveyard slot.'