Radio Presenter Pillows

Rule Britannia!

'I tried to get into TV journalism, but they told me I had a 'radio face'.'

'A good question. Actually I got into business when some conservationists up in Canada tagged me with a tiny radio transmitter.'

TALK-SHOW STUDIO, 'We're on a ten-second delay in case a caller says something that makes sense.'

Non Thought For The Day.

"Why aren't there more presenters with disabilities on the air?"

"You do know you're supposed to say your Thought for the Day out loud?"

"Try to smile a bit louder."

Clive Anderson

Rush Limbaugh 'apologizes' over Slutgate.

'Hello... is anybody there?'

The Incredible Shrinking Rush Limbaugh.

A radio presenter.

Barry Took.

"Ah, summertime! Robert Potts is sitting in for Jim Jensen, who is sitting in for Harry Reasoner, who is sitting in for Walter Cronkite, who is on vacation."

Radio phone-in: 'Hello, how are you' time wasters.

Books recommended by Oprah and Howard Stern.

Radio interview with mime artist.

Ira Glass

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

Dialogue

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

"I love it when you use your 'All Things Considered' voice."

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

"It's Dr. Sadie. Go ahead, caller." "Yeah, how come you haven't said 'Merry Christmas' yet?" "Oh, that’s because I was hoping to provoke everyone who’s upset about the so-called 'war on Christmas' to spend all their time on hold waiting to castigate me. That way, all the normal people who don’t think Christmas is just another chance to play the victim can open their gifts in peace." "You're welcome, America." "Why haven't you played 'Jingle Bells' yet?"

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

Multi-Tasking

"That concludes our broadcast day. Go to bed."

Local News in Heaven

Vanna White: The Later Years.

Reporter #6: television.

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

"Hang in there everyone—we promise a cute animal story at the end."